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<p>Certa vez, um americano, um argentino e um brasileiro estavam na China, bebendo umas e outras em praça pública, coisa que é proibida nesse país.</p>
<p>Foram presos e levados ao juíz.</p>
<p>O juíz os condenou a 20 chibatadas. E assim, eles aprenderam a respeitar a lei e nunca mais beberam em praça pública.</p>
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<p>Quem diria que poderia existir algum <a href="http://forum.jogos.uol.com.br/Topico-do-anti-humor-+anti-piadas_t_129214?page=4">tópico do fórum da UOL</a> realmente engraçado?</p>
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